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班里有傻吧神

2017-03-10 10:48:52| 分类：趣闻录 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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一轮验收讲试题，越讲越生气，一个班的同学好像突然集体短路。一些基本的常识都不清楚，比如绝句的押韵问题。反复强调的一些做题技巧也不用，比如诗歌答题四要素，小说答题三要素等。

你生气，学生不生气，而且还偷着乐。于是，我和他们开起了玩笑。

看来，一轮考试的时候，傻吧神来到了我们班级，而且到现在还没有走。这样，课间操时间，团支书去买一些黄表、烧纸，弄点供品，班长负责写一段祝词。在教室后面摆上供品，烧上几道烧纸，边烧班长边念祝词，禳一禳，祈祷傻吧神赶快离开我们级，到其他班级安身吧。

说完，同学们都笑了，我也笑了。老师真难当，你得陪着学生玩才行。

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