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张某，老化肥厂职工，为人吝啬而好友，遂频出奇招。

伙房就餐，别人均打菜满碗，他独盛半碗，吃完半碗后，马上再盛一满碗。其他人吃完一碗，再去盛菜，已成空桶矣。

同事相聚，分派香烟，张某拿出香烟，一人一只，然后把烟盒一攥一扔，之后狂吸别人之烟，等别人之烟吸完，再寻扔掉之烟盒，赫然有烟存焉。众人吸烟，张某往往未及吸完即扔，留有很长烟蒂。及众人烟盒吸净，再觅原先之烟蒂，继续喷云吐雾。

众人恨其悭吝，想一奇招对之。偷杀其鸡两只，炖好，请张某赴宴。因鸡肉隆重，张某带酒两瓶。酒宴未及结束，其妻告之，两只鸡不见矣。张某顿足捶胸，大呼，不仅酒是我的，菜亦是我的，亏大发矣。

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